Tis the season isn't it..........

Once again citizens we are at the time of year when certain beliefs are over emphasized as controlling the world. Fear not, all is well with the NRO. And "The Roop" spake............... Fear ye not of your own beliefs, lest they shall be as weak as to cause compromise on the well being of others. Translation.......... if you suffer from cranial rectumitis it's best to keep it your own secret if you can.

It's the Christmas Season once again and now would be a good time to address the Global Oppressor known as Santa Claus. How dare he assign labels to children as he does. Naughty or nice. Clearly this is merit based gift giving on his part and it's discriminatory beyond definition. Gift alternatives should also be distributed to avoid labeling children in such a way.

I've not seen the entire world, maybe only 35% of it. But of all the images I have seen nothing has been so offensive that I managed a protest about it. In Korea I saw a statue on a mountain top and got a close up look at it via the sight on my TOW Weapon System. People in the area did not seem to care for it much so I offered them a view. After that they knew I was not intending to shoot a missile at the statue and it was appreciated by all concerned.

Go along to get along. When no harm is intended this is always the best way. Here endeth the lesson..........

NRO Street Agent Services

Everybody wants to run the program once they make a contribution to turn it around, but it never works out as planned. The school eventually gets investigated and spends time on probation so you're back to square one. Just because you saw the movie Blue Chips more than once doesn't mean you can pull things off the way it needs to be done. NRO Street Agent Services can.

We might not be able to arrange the exact package you want but we will put together something that will work and avoid detection. For example, a D3 program with a lengthy history of losing can't suddenly land 3 or 4 top D1 recruits because questions will be asked. Not just by the population at large but also by the D1 schools that somehow lost these players. We can get the D1 prospects you desire and do it in a way that no one will suspect anything. All we need to know is what you want and how much you are willing to spend.

NRO-SAS never has any incentive to report you because it will mean less return business for us. Why would anybody recommend us if we were whistle blowers??? Can you say the same thing if you pay off somebody in the admissions office??? No way. When you buy friends like that you ultimately pay them forever just to keep them quiet. That's an on-going problem you'll always have doing it your way. Doing it our way allows you to cheat the system with the confidence of knowing that we won't say a thing.

We discourage the "win now" approach because it attracts attention and can break your budget in a hurry. It's better to get a player or two every year so the program gives the appearance that it's building itself. It also keeps our costs down that way so we can pass the savings on to you. Do you really need a D1 prospect or do you merely want one??? Our database includes plenty of D2 and scholarship NAIA prospects to choose from and they look less suspicious on a D3 roster.

Once we've taken care of everything on our end we'll let you know when and how to inform your schools athletic department that they might want to take a look at a particular player. If you want somebody from the other side of the country please make sure he or she has a family member in your general area. Additional charges may apply if no family member lives within 75 miles of the campus.